Raise your hand if you remember this one:
Rolf Harris - The Court of King Caractacus
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
All together, now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
All together, now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
Now the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
[Repeat 4 times]
Now the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus, were just passing by.
[Repeat 4 times]
Now if you want to take some pictures of the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Catactacus...
...you're too late! Because they've just... passed... by!
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2 comments:
Well, I think I am blessed to have NEVER heard this! How funny!
Jude
Hard to believe. I used to sing it to my kids when they were little, at the age when kids become fascinated with big words (and funny words and, yes, rude words). Did you notice "Caractacus" became "Catactacus" in the lyrics? I copied it off the internet, so what do you expect, right? Now, years ago, first few times I heard this song I thought it was "Erectacus" - changes the meaning a bit, no?
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